*updated October 29, 2002*

I'm having an unanticipated extended leave from VCL, due to my scanner eating shit. Wooo.

However:

Fan Art. Do it. Post it. You'll make an instant friend. Seriously.

If you have a request, go ahead and ask and I'll do my best to get it done.
If you want to pay me for pieces of my art and/or commission me, please ask.

If you want to talk to me and make with the niceties, go for it. I'm very friendly, and I probably like you already.
HOWEVER, if you IM me and try to talk to me like I'm *actually* a cat, I reserve the right to publicly humiliate you.
(And yes, this policy is here because it has HAPPENED.)

AIM: Cat Foo Says

I love:
Ben
Julip
Bleu
Angela
Captain
Russ (even though he gives me shit about "furry.")
Mom

----- make either list and win a prize!* -----

Prize for sexiest knife-fucking picture: Zombi
Prize for weirdest fetishes: Pink Fairy Lotus
Prize for most addictive art: Ursula Vernon
Prize for most beautiful pinups: Caliban
Prize for most art that makes me cry: Ben Ponie
Prize for being Pootie Tang: Pootie Tang

*no prize given

...dude, I just used "prize" for so long that it looks all weird and sounds weird ... prize ... priiiiize ....