Gag me with a Spoon Part two: The Movies By: Juliette Eliz. Peterson All chars © Juliette Peterson 2001 Do not reproduce or steal! All rights reserved. The black little car pulled in front of Foxetta’s apartment. Kalee and Jaylyn scrunched together in the little car. José was driving and Kimberly sat in the front seat. Foxetta slid into the cramped car, all three vixens winced, as the door slammed shut. It was a tight fit. José turned around and slyly snickered. “Comfy? Cozy? Man I never thought I could pick up 3 hot babes all in the same night!” He started to drive down the street and onto Main Street. “We’re flattered,” said Kalee, “but there are quatro chicos here!” “I know.” José said. “You’re not hot.” Kalee kicked and kneed the back of the driver’s seat as laughter filled the small vehicle. “Don’t worry” Kim turned around and continued “I still think you’re hot!” “Uh, yeah, Gracies Kim.” The group got out of the car, stretched a little, and walked into the Movie Theater. “Hey, there’s usually more people here on a Friday night.” Jaylyn observed. “Yeah, no duh! Like there’s a concert in town!” said Kimberly. “Oh yeah! Mike and Melody went to it. I was going to come with but…” Foxetta’s sentence trailed off as she got her ticket. They then proceeded to their seats. “Who wants what?” José asked “I’ll get the popcorn and uhh whatever.” “Oh, I’ll have a small Sprite” “I’ll have a Diet Coke and a medium popcorn.” “Hey,” José interjected “I’ll order a monster popcorn if you guys pitch in some deniro.” Everyone agreed and headed toward the movie, which had already started with the previews. The movie: “Well, well, look who we’ve got here.” [Four anthro skunks were tied up in the back seat of a car. They struggled and glared at the bad guy in disgust] “I’ve never picked up three hot girls like this all in one night! Hahaha”[He speeds up as the cops are chasing him] “But boss,” [his nitwit partner exclaims] “There’s four girls back there!” “I know you moron!” [He pauses] “She [the camera focuses on the one he’s talking about] is not attractive. M-Hahaha!” [The skunk kicks the head rest of the bad guy’s seat so hard it fly’s off and breaks the window. The car screeches to a stop and the bad guy is seen with a bloody broken nose.” José comments to Kalee “Hey, that reminds me of…” Kalee jabs him in the side “Shhhhhh! I’m like watching the movie!” Afterwards, in the little car the group discusses the movie. “That was kind of a stupido movie! It like was all action and yo-yo-man we gonna kick your butt no matter how fake we all are…” Kalee rambled on in latino slang like that untill Kim interrupted “Well who’s up for some pizza? My treat.” The foxes cheered. For once Kim was being nice…. Something had to be wrong. ‘I wonder if she has enough money to pay for two large pizzas’ Foxetta thought. The only thing on everyone else’s minds was food, and lots of it. “We’ll take two large thin-crust pizzas. One with half pepperoni and the other all cheese.” The five of them fit comfortably into a booth. It usually will only sit four people, but Jaylyn was so small it worked out. The five-some discussed the movie some more while waiting. “And the stupidest part was that one scene when the guy, Oh! Our pizzas are here!” Foxetta suddenly exclaimed. The group commented and licked their muzzles at the sight of a big steaming hot pizza being placed on the table. “Kim you’re like the best!” Jaylyn raved “I like didn’t think I was hungry until I like saw that pizza, mmmm-M! In no time the pizzas were devoured and the cardboard pan was left with crumbs, a few pepperonis, and a ton of grease. Kimberly sipped her pop and looked at Foxetta. ‘I wonder if Foxetta’s in a good mood tonight? Let’s find out.’ Kimberly had bad intentions. José and Jaylyn were playing a video game and had 5 quarters to spend. The others were all finishing their pop, eating their desert bread sticks, and waiting for the dreaded bill. Kimberly and Kalee were siting facing Foxetta. Foxetta looked up at Kimberly, and Kim quickly looked down at her pop and continued slurping. Kimberly slid her foot out of her shoe. She began to inch her way towards Foxetta’s. She found Foxetta’s open toed Doc Martins sandals, and proceeded to find Foxetta’s bare legs. Foxetta was wearing shorts, and was kind of chilled. ‘Why is it always so cold in restaurants?’ Foxetta thought. ‘What’s on my leg? A cockroach!?’ Foxetta tenses up, but realizes that someone’s foot is rubbing against her leg. Softly and seductively at first, and almost playfully. Then forcefully prodding at her toes. She looked over at Kalee. Kalee mumbled and put her hands on her head “That bill better come soon or I’m going to have to do something drastic.” She smiled oddly and looked up at Foxetta. Kimberly slowly rubbed up and down Foxetta’s leg. Sending Foxetta ven more chills. Foxetta looked at them and got up suddenly “I’m going to the bathroom, be right back!” she said it so fast the two looked at each other and shrugged. Kimberly, having temperately lost her fun, rubbed Kalee’s leg. Kalee looked at her “Hey! I’m in no mood for footsies!” “Sure you are!” said Kim as she scooted up against Kalee. “Here’s your Bill” The waiter suddenly appeared startling Kim. “Oh! Ahem, oh thank you!” She fake smiled and looked at the bill. “$37.23? Awww man!” Jaylyn and José came back just as she said that. “Hey, if you don’t have all the money I’ll pay for some of it girl!” “Thanks José” “Yeah, here’s like a twenty!” “Thanks Jay!” “Your welcome! No prob, really!” Foxetta walked out of the bathroom to find the group walking out the door. Kimberly shot her a glance “Thanks a lot Foxetta! We could have used an extra dollar. Thankfully they let us by $1.13 short! The rest of the gang was getting in the car and didn’t hear her false remark. In fact, they had $1.13 left over between the three of them. Foxetta felt really bad and didn’t say anything the whole car ride back to her place. “C-ya later Foxetta!” José and Jaylyn yelled out. Kalee was driving this time. Kimberly yelled out as they were driving off “I hate vixens who don’t shave their legs!” ‘It was Kimberly?1 I should have known!” The thought of Kimberly rubbing against her like that was sickening. She thought that was Kalee. Kalee is a nice person, but kind of wacked out, so she could never be too sure about that fox. Foxetta locked her front door and went into her bedroom. She started taking off her clothes and getting ready for bed. She thought out loud “My arch nemesis… hitting on me! That little slut! How dare she? I can’t believe it. And my legs were shaved this morning, liar.’ Upon further inspection she found that she had developed a “five-o’clock” shadow. “Crap. I hate her so much!”