What shall I do? Capybaras are rummaging through my sock drawer*. I tried
asking them nicely not to do that. They just laughed and showed me their
'Capybara Sock Rummaging' licenses. Much to my surprise (and dismay) they
were legit. I held the cards up to my desk lamp. Even the watermarks were
correct! While I disapprove of what they were doing, I must give them
credit for being prepared. With a sigh, I went back to my books and let
them go about their business.

If you've made it this far, you may be wondering, are capybaras rummaging
through my own sock drawer? I'd have to say probably not. Capybaras aren't
indigenous to the Northern Hemisphere. In all likelihood you have a rat
infestation and their 'Capybara Sock Rummaging' licenses are, in fact,
counterfeit.



*no capybaras were harmed in this attempt at humor