She looks like a vixen at first glance, a very beautiful vixen. But that's dispelled by her fur. Black and white, typical skunk markings. But those eyes, and a green nosepad? Who -

That's the Lord Commander Sslaxx's daughter you're ogling.

It is? She's gorgeous!

She is, but her dad's not someone to get on the wrong side of. Drooling over her is a good way to get on his wrong side. Don't fancy sonic disruptors pointing at my face, thank you!

At that point two armour-wearing Ice Warriors walk in. Talk about bad timing? One of them notices I'd been looking in the vixen's direction, I think. He proves it when he asks her something, indicating me.

Is that man over there bothering you, Shsurr?

Which man? Oh, that one? Didn't even notice him doing anything, Mevar.

He was staring at you, Shsurr.

Despite what my father says, a man staring at me doesn't mean anything. If he did try anything... well he'd be a stupid todd then, wouldn't he?

Shsurr.

The two warriors leave again, one of them giving me a dirty look obvious from behind the helmet.