'Rose de Stitches'
Based off of Marshal Mathers' by Eminem

[Rose]
You know I just don't get it
Last year I was nobody
This year I'm sellin stories
Now everybody wants to come around like I owe em somethin
Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten million dollars?
Get the fuck out of here

Chorus One: Rose

You see I'm, just Rose de Stitches (Rose de Stitches)
I'm just a regular mouse,
I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me)
Nobody ever gave a fuck before,
all they did was yiff me (did was yiff me)
Now everybody wanna run they mouth
and try to take shots at me (take shots at me)

[Rose]
Yo, you might see me dancin, you might see me talkin
You might see me yiffin a Doug Winger dog
with it's dick shootin off in the park with a spiked collar
hollerin at hir cause the herm of a bitch won't quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) 
Or leanin out a window, with a cocked shotgun
Drivin up the block in the car that they flamed me from
Lookin for Burned furs, for the good of us all
makin me see red like I don't see what the big deal is
And they're shoutin out louder than Random ever did
Pissed off, cause I just missed all this bullshit
Watchin all these cheap imitators get rich off spooge
and get dollars that shoulda been other artists like they switched wallets
And amidst all this brests wavin' and art auctions
I had to sit back and just watch and just get nauseous
and walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin
startin shit like some 22-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!")
I'm anti-twinks and socially retarded
with instincts to kill Burned Furs, don't get me started
These fuckin brats can't draw and YERF's garbage
Are these artist's retarded?  Gimme back my forty dollars
All I see is sissies in conventions smiling
Whatever happened to whylin out and bein violent?
Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol' fashioned
passionate c-fightin and gettin your paws bloody and you life taken?
Censorship sure sucked a lot of dick
Flame boards really make me sick
And I can't wait 'til I catch all you burned furs in public
I'ma love it.. (hahaha)
Some furs don't like me (uh-uh)
Start up shit on Taps to spite me (yup)
Then go and draw pictures inspired by me (hehe)
A bunch of little kids wanna yiff just like me
and run around screamin, "I don't care, just bite me" (nah nah)
I think I was put here to annoy the world
and destroy your little 4-year-old boy or girl
Plus I was put here to put fear in flamers who slam me for my scenes
and call themselves 'adults' though they act like they're in their teens
Slammin me for being 'insane'
Just cause I'm Manic depressive, they act this way (fuckin punks)
And I don't fight, but I'll knock you assholes the fuck out
Ask 'em about the MUCK they was at when they snuck out
after they ducked out the back when they saw me and bugged out (AHHH!) 
Ran away to their flame boards to cuss me out
Look at y'all runnin your mouth again
when you ain't seen fuckin except with your hand
And I don't need help with gettin it IRL from males or females
Unlike you who has to dole out cash to get some tail
"Spooge Queen," you damn right, Spooge Queen
I bring it out instead of causin' dicks to shink like you all!

Chorus Two: Rose

Cause I'm, just Rose de Stitches (Rose de Stitches)
I'm not a flamin fur,
I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you talk about me)
Come and see me on the streets alone
if you assholes doubt me (assholes doubt me)
And if you wanna run your mouth
then come take your best shot at me (your best shot at me)

[Rose]
Is it because you love me that y'all expect so much of me?
You little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck your mommy
Now because of this black mop that's on top
and this fucked up head that I've got, I'm now hot?
The fandom just spunned around and did a 360
Now these kids diss me and act like some big sissies
"Oh, she just did some shit with Roxi,
 so now she thinks she's too big to do some shit with us foxies!"
My fuckin best friend's dissin me for my scenes I'm dealin
Sayin the time I spend with her I've really been stealin
Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the habit?
All I had to do was go onto Taps and go into the Tavern
Which is it bitch, the Yiff Room or the back room?
It doesn't matter to you {*several seconds of silence*} fuck it!
Talkin about my name won't last
They're just aggravated they can't ejaculate in my ass (Uhh!)
So tell me, what the hell is a mousie to do?
For every story I write, another furry gets pissed off, too
Furries fightin and fussin over who wants to do a scene tonight
All the sudden, I got 90 some furs in tight (Hey it's me!)
A pet and mistress who never seen me
or even bothered to call me until they saw me at AC
Now everybody's so happy and proud
I'm finally allowed to step foot in my boyfriend's house
Hey-hey!  And then to top it off, I walked to the comic book store
to buy this cheap-ass little fanzine to enjoy myself
Skipped to the last page, flipped right fast
and what do I see?  One of my stories ripped the fuck off
Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some help:
uhh, here - Slut Whore, Slut Whore
Now your fanzine shouldn't have so much trouble to sell
Ahh fuck it, I'll even buy a couple myself

Chorus One (2X)