These are the OFFICIAL stats for Louis, as recorded in her original game system, Teenagers From Outer Space v.2, which is (c) R.Talisorian Games. Louis Fender, as ever, is (c) Tom Lee

Louis Fender: female Felnyan (Not-Very-Near-Human), age 17

Smarts: 3
Bod: 6
Relationship W/Parents: 1
Luck: 2
Driving: 5
Looks: 5
Cool: 3
Bonk: 6

Powers: 
Superstrength (+2 to any strength-based feats)
Insta-Skill (Knack pool of 4 points, meaning she can pull new Knacks outta her arse at will but only for a little while) 
Bounce (half damage from physical attacks, plus, naturally, she can bounce off o'stuff)

Knacks: Shoot stuff +4; Be intimidating despite relative size differences +3; Punch-Hurt-Kill-Kill +4; Fix Stuff +2

Traits: Big-time tomboy, COMPLETELY unaware that she's a babe; bipolar, bounces back and forth between being hyper-violent and cooly threatening; loves to fix stuff almost as much as she loves to blow stuff up

Physical Description: Louis is a 5'6" (6' even if you count the ears), blue-eyed, blonde-haired, orange-furred-with-fluffy-peach-colored-belly, pixy-winged cat-b!*%# from space. She normally dresses in sleeveless t-shirts and either shorts or baggy pants & is NEVER unarmed.

Character History (in a nutshell): Princess Luistandra Fendraytoko was intended to be an ambassador of peace for her race, the Felnyans, to the people of Earth. When her kind hit puberty, their minds shut off until they have achieved their proper gender specifics; after that, they awaken, and whatever they are exposed to for the next 48 Terran hours becomes the basis for their personality. Originally intended to be exposed to the finest examples of Earth culture, she instead was busted free by her classmates and taken to a 3-day Hong Kong cinema marathon. Needless to say, she awoke at that point and absorbed everything she saw...and Louis Fender was born.

Quote (not hers, but it sums her up completely): "Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun." -Ash, ARMY OF DARKNESS